That's woman's talk 那是妇道人家所说的话. He cracks me up. 他使我忍俊不禁.
Don't make me laugh. 别笑掉我大牙了.
This is dumb! 这码子事真蠢! That's the most stupid thing I've ever heard. 那是我所曾听过最蠢的一回事. I wonder how low a guy can get? 我不晓得人能有多卑鄙. You're too pragmatic. 你太现实.
You're too opportunistic. 你太投机取巧.