Susie: Daddy! You won't believe what Gordon did! 爹地！你一定不信戈登干的好事！
Dad: Is he the one who tried to cut off your pigtails? 他就是曾经想要剪掉你辫子的那个人吗？
Susie: Yes! He fed his tadpole to his cat! Sick! 对！他把他的蝌蚪拿去喂他的猫！恶心！
Dad: Poor tadpole. Now it will never turn into a frog. Or a prince... 可怜的蝌蚪。现在它永远变不成青蛙。或是变成一位王子了……
Susie: Is that story real? The princess kisses a frog! Gross! 那个故事是真的吗？公主吻青蛙！恶烂！
Dad: Yes...and yours might just be your future prince! 是真的……你那只蝌蚪搞不好就是你未来的王子！
Susie: Yuck! Guess what? He's grown a fourth of an inch so far! 恶烂！你知道吗？它到现在为止已经长大四分之一吋了！
Dad: That's because you're taking such good care of him. I'm proud of you. 那是因为你把它照顾得很好。我以你为荣。
Susie: But I accidentally touched him today. Gross! He's all slimy! 不过我今天不小心碰到它。恶心！它好黏喔！
Dad: Your mom and I had to change your stinky diapers when you were younger. Sometimes you even left a trail of turds wherever you went. 你小的时候，你妈跟我还得要帮你换臭尿布咧。甚至有时候你便便的痕迹，还跟着你到处走咧。
Susie: Oh, sick. Sorry, Dad... 喔，恶心。抱歉，爹地……
Dad: Hey, didn't you name your tadpole? Mommy and I had your name picked out before you were born. 嘿，你没帮你的蝌蚪取名字吗？妈咪跟我在你出生前，就取好你的名字了。
Susie: Yep. I call him Tad, the tadpole! 有。我叫它蝌蚪泰德！
