Jun: What? What will they do? Pray for me? 什么？他们会怎样？帮我祷告吗？
Jeff: Maybe. Or maybe worse. And they better not catch you with me, either. The worst part of hell is reserved for ex-Mormons like me. 或许吧。或许还更糟。而且他们最好也别抓到你跟我在一起。十八层地狱就是给我这种前摩门教徒去的。
Jun: Oh, you used to be a Mormon! Did you used to wear suits and ride bikes around in foreign countries, then? 喔，你以前是一个摩门教徒！你曾经穿着西装在外国四处骑单车吗？
Jeff: Yes, I did that. And I was even engaged to a nice Mormon girl when I was twenty-two. But then things started going kind of crazy where I lived. 对，我曾经如此。而且我二十二岁时，甚至还跟一个很好的摩门女孩订过婚。但是后来我住的地方，情况开始变得有些疯狂。
Jun: What? Did everyone start wearing suits and riding bicycles? 怎么？每个人都开始穿西装骑单车吗？
Jeff: No, actually there was a local uprising. I was in a remote desert town, with very old-school Mormons. Some were polygamists. One of them wanted my fiancee. 不是，其实是发生了一个地方暴动。我当时住在一个偏僻的沙漠小镇，跟一些非常老派的摩门教徒在一起。有一些人是一夫多妻论者。其中一人想要我的未婚妻。
Jun: What? That's allowed? 什么？ 那可以吗？
Jeff: Kind of. Back in 19th century pioneer days, Mormons were told they would go to heaven if they were polygamous. Joseph Smith, the founder of the Church, had over forty wives. 算是可以。回到十九世纪的草创时期，摩门教徒被教导说要一夫多妻才可以上天堂。教会的创始人约瑟夫史密斯有超过四十位以上的老婆。
Jun: No wonder there are so many Mormons! I had no idea. 怪不得有这么多摩门教徒！我之前都不知道。
