Damn! That guy just shot light past me! Aha—a Porsche! Don't they say the front seat is the most dangerous place to be in a traffic accident? Oh, no, a police car. What a drag! Oh, hell—they're stopping me again! How many points do I have left? Hey, lady — you on the Scooter — watch where you're going! Women drivers are a menace to society.
Hey! Don't cross there! You could get killed. This traffic is ridiculous, I wonder if I can find a back road.