Dick: Are you ready to go? Cindy: I think so. Dick: Did you make a final bathroom stop? Cindy: Yes, Daddy. Dick: All right —no need to be sarcastic. Do you have all the snacks — chips, sandwiches,coffee thermos? Cindy: All here. Dick: What about the map? Cindy: Got it. Dick: Have you figured out where we're going? Cindy: Yes. Not to worry. Dick: Seat belt fastened? Cindy: Yes. Now, can we go already? Dick: Okay, okay. We're going...nowhere. Cindy: What? Not enough gas? Dick: No. I forgot the keys.
