“Are you trying to kick the habit?” “No,” I replied, “I've got a cold and I don't smoke when I'm not feeling well.” “你是不是想戒了这个坏习惯?”“不,”我回答,“我感冒了,在我感到不舒服的时候我不抽烟。”
“You know,” she observed, “you'd probably live longer if you were sick more often.” “你知道,”她说,“如果你多生几次病,你可能会活的更久些。”
Joke 3 笑话三
Kids have a greater need for speed than classroom computers can deliver.教室里的电脑总是不能满足孩子们对速度的需求。
Impatient to turn in his term paper, one restless student kept clicking the “Print” command. 一个坐立不安的学生正不耐烦地要递交他的学期论文,他不停地点击“打印”的命令。
The printer started to churn out copy after copy of the kid's ten-page report. The topic? “Save Our Trees.” 打印机开始一页一页艰难地打印这孩子的十页论文。论题是什么呢?“救救我们的树”。