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Speaking of child abandonment,
说起放弃孩子的事
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when are you gonna tell your father
你怎么跟你父亲说
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that he has a bouncing, middle-aged baby girl?
他有一个被遗弃的中年女儿？
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Soon. I don't wanna ambush him. I'm gonna ease into it.
快了 我不想吓着他 我想慢慢来
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How do you ease into, "hi. I'm your illegitimate daughter"?
你怎么能说"嗨 我是你私生女"而不吓到他？
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Well, actually, there's a "help wanted" sign
实际上他贴了招人的告示
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in the window, so I was thinking about getting a job there.
所以我想去那里工作
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And you know, he would get to know me,
这样他就能了解我
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and I'm sure he would like me and I would like him,
然后我就能知道他是不是喜欢我 我是不是喜欢他
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and then one day, he'd say,
然后有一天他会说
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"you're like the daughter I never had,"
你是我女儿该多好啊
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and I'd say, "well, actually, now that you mention it..."
我就说 哈 被你说中了
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Okay, I'll go first.
好吧 我先说
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That is the most idiotic plan I've ever heard of.
这是我听过的最天方夜谈的计划
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Why?
为什么？
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Because it all hinges on him responding to your personality.
因为要他有这样的反应都取决于你的个性魅力
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And let's face it, you are an acquired taste.
面对现实把 你不那么讨人喜欢
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Edie, I am sure Susan's father will like her just fine.
伊迪 我相信苏姗的父亲会喜欢她
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Thank you.
谢谢
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I just hope you don't expect too much from this relationship.
我想你最好不要抱太大希望