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I've got to go, so just talk amongst yourselves,
得走了 你们相互了解一下
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and you two make a very handsome couple.
你们很般配
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Oh.
是啊
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Yeah.
呃
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Uh, hi. Hi.
嗨 嗨
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So do you wanna get married on Wednesday?
周三结婚可以吗？
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'Cause Thursday and Friday I'm out of town.
周四和周五我要出差
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Oh! Oh, yeah. Sure, that's... Wednesday's great.
哦 好 礼拜三很不错
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I'm... I'm just curious...
我只是很好奇
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How did Edie convince you to do this so quickly?
伊迪怎么能那么快说服你？
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Well, she explained your situation to me.
她告诉我了你的处境
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I'm sort of in need of a fake bride myself,
我也需要一个假新娘
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so I figured, what the heck?
所以我想那很好
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Why would you need a fake bride?
为什么要个假的新娘？
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Uh, I'm gay, and I've never come out to my mother.
我是同性恋 我没有告诉过妈妈
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Really?
是吗？
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Yeah. At first, I just didn't want to upset her.
是的 一开始我只是不想她生气
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Then she got older, she got emphysema and diverticulitis,
后来她年纪大了得了肺气肿和憩室炎
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and I started thinking, if I just kept my mouth shut,
我想也许什么都不用说
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then one day nature would take its course
老天会帮我解决这个问题